jimmytwo-times:

I’m so serious if someone is pissing you off yell at their wiener and all will be well because they’ll have no idea I know I said this before but it’s worth a shot

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sueting: electroego: and they say gay marriage is unnatural  i’m screaming so hard right now ^ A whole potato he eats

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

A whole potato he eats

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urineldiot: his palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti There’s vomit on his spaghetti already, mom’s spaghetti He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti but he keeps on forgetting what he spaghetti

urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

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chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

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awesomephilia: (via)

awesomephilia:

(via)

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svvitzerland: you can see in tentacools eyes that it hates life

svvitzerland:

you can see in tentacools eyes that it hates life

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trillow:

you’re under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. please, please remain silent. please, stop yodelling

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craigslistdad: and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

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