birth-school-metallica-death:

Everyone talks about how the Marine Corps makes you a better man, a better leader, and basically just superior to everyone ever. Oh yeah?
It’s made me more hateful. I’m just generally a hateful person because of my experiences. I hate the stupid motherfuckers that get put in charge because it’s…

Semper this.

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mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

E tu Brute

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

E tu Brute

(Source: zero1infinity)

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jimmytwo-times:

I’m so serious if someone is pissing you off yell at their wiener and all will be well because they’ll have no idea I know I said this before but it’s worth a shot

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sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

A whole potato he eats

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

A whole potato he eats

(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)

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urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti

urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

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chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

(Source: nargacutie)

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svvitzerland:

you can see in tentacools eyes that it hates life

svvitzerland:

you can see in tentacools eyes that it hates life

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trillow:

you’re under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. please, please remain silent. please, stop yodelling

14,216 notes